For about a year or so I had an online affair with a cute, married, redhead that I'll refer to as C. I even met her once on a business trip. But realistically, C and I live too far away from each other, and eventually I think we finally realized that it wasn't gonna work. We're still friends, though. We chat a couple times a week and speak on the phone every now and then. Last night I called her up on the way home from work and we ended up talking about blowjobs. And I was lamenting to her that my wife thinks that normal girls do not give blowjobs. My wife thinks it's kind of deviant. So C and I were trying to think of what there might be in popular culture that I could show to my wife that would convince her that blowjobs are not perverted and that normal, everyday people actually enjoy giving and receiving blowjobs on a regular basis. Unfortunately, we couldn't come up with anything. But if you think of something, let me know. I could really use one right about now.

On the way to work this morning I pulled up to a stop sign and couldn't help staring for a couple of seconds at two devastatingly-pretty high-school girls who seemed to be waiting for their school bus.

They were staring at me too.

And you know that look that a high-school girl will give you. She'll look right at you with those big, dark eyes that seem to say, "I see you looking at me. Come and get it. I dare you. I'm not a little girl anymore."

As I pulled away I turned and looked back over my shoulder. They were still looking at me.

8:20am.

I'll be there again tomorrow.